"The best place in the universe to buy a poster! FREE shipping, too ! 👽
Hurry before we run out...
Save your money. We offer free shipping. Buy one poster for $14 get another one for $7. Two posters only $21!
"We buy all our posters here!" 👽
Any poster you like for $14, then get any other one for $7. Free shipping!
"They're the best!" 👽
I'm a small business owner working from the bowels of the basement (there are spiders down here.)
I stock small quantities of each poster because I'm almost broke. Once the posters sell out, they're gone.
"Free shipping is nice!" 👽